Ex-townie, currently a rickshaw-riding suburbanite working for a company whose CDO wants to take over the world. I build web stuff. I also moonlight as a writer.

Use this handy checklist to confirm wether I am the correct 'Jinesh Mehta' you are searching for:

1. Your emails sent to 'chaosunlimited' haven't been getting any replies.
2. You came across my aliases - 'jinesh.m' or 'toaster42'.
3. You have grown wary of trusting people who look like the very portrait of innocence.
4. You have a strong suspicion I've used my mom to screen your phone calls.